Saturday, October 28, 2006

Extreme Dick Syndrome

1. Exhibits a level of arrogance rooted in a feeling of superiority, without having any attributes to feel superior about.

2. Is capable of achieving levels of hypocrisy (railing against drug addicts when you are one, for example) previously thought unattainable.

3. Blow-hardedness.

4. Is indifferent to the woes and misfortunes of the disadvantaged.

5. Lies his ass off.

6. Goes to the "6 items or less" checkout with a dozen things.

7. Never lets ignorance of a subject keep him from shooting his mouth off about it.

8. Believes facts are overrated.

9. Chews with his mouth open.

10. Always finds some little thing the waitress did wrong to justify not leaving a tip.

Other than Rush Limbaugh, the only person most likely to be diagnosed with extreme dick syndrome (or EDS, for those obsessed with acronyms) is George Bush.


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Limbaugh is a dick, just like Bush and Cheney.

Anonymous said...

I'm sad to see Fox being used as a Democrat political tool. The way he's shaking we should give him a Oscars for best acting.

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