Sunday, October 08, 2006

How you "do it" depends on who you are

Recently, the topic of sex caused quite a stir in my office. Well, it started off as an e-mail about dogs' names and evolved into something about snakes, but I digressed. Here's a follow-up on how different people do it when it comes to sex:

Accountants do it with double entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bach did it using the organ
Bankers do it with interests
Bartenders do it on the rocks
Batman does it using his Robin
Bookkeepers do it for the record
Bosses delegate the task to others
Chess players check their mates
Cops do it with cuffs
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers
Elevator men do it up and down
Engineers do it to specifications
Firemen do it with a big hose
Gas attendants pump all day
Golfers do it in 18 holes
Managers make others do it
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

Related post:
How you sleep depends on who you are

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Writers do it with their pen(i)s

kohsl said...

...and tech guys do it with their latest gadgets ;)

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