Sunday, December 24, 2006

Recipe for "Love Cake"

Ingredients:
2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
2 large nut
1 large banana

Method:
Look into laughing eyes
Fold in loving arms
Spread well shaped legs
Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased
Check frequently with middle finger
Add banana
Work in and out until creamed
Cover with nuts
Sigh with relief
Cake is done when banana becomes soft

Note:
Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick bowl
Outcome of Love Cake varies according to quality of ingredients and level of expertise

Warning:
If cake rises, leave town immediately!

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