Saturday, August 16, 2008

揭秘独孤九剑

《走近科学》带你探秘中国剑术至尊“独孤九剑”的奥秘

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Anonymous said...

包盈盈传
包氏盈盈者,西洋佩剑之国手也。共产三十五年生于浙江启东。少敏而狡。尝因师命,为强身,与同学依环而奔。盈盈趁乱,避道旁憩。待众依环数周后,方返列。
及笄,入南通少体校习西洋击技,共产五十三年为国手。明年,于世青赛折桂,其队亦折桂。
然,其后势泄。及雅典奥林匹克运动会,因技不精,落选。盈盈于是不振,几欲退隐。
盈盈性浮难静,勇不足。至花信之年,方渐有改观。共产五十九年,于亚锦赛得亚军。明年,势如虹。于世界杯佩剑女赛德国及天津站,力压群芳,两得头筹。惊万国,荣中华,为天下一。
至七月,万国遣运动员入京,共举奥林匹克运动会。当是时也,万人空巷,百姓皆望中华以体育闻于万国。故多盼国手夺金,而不虞他。
十四日午时,佩剑女队战法兰西队。盈盈技尽善,胜敌四击。法兰西败。
戌时,佩剑女队决战乌克兰队。出战者谭雪、倪红、包盈盈。初,我方大捷,胜敌十击。然五局后,盈盈颓,其性浮欠勇之弊现,失十一击。红、雪虽力挽狂澜,终功亏一篑,以一击不敌。佩剑女队获亚军。
观战百姓先因十击胜而喜,后因败而悲,失之所虞而大怒。痛斥盈盈者遍互联网,更有村夫恶言羞辱曰:“彼可嫁国足。”
或有为盈盈不平者,亦人寡言微。

评曰:谊者,奥林匹克之望也。胜败之事,合天道,从人为。重金求之,觊之以强中华,得之则极喜,不得则狂怒,可乎?

聚二年申月十五日 因念此美眉名字好,且很可怜。故为之作传。

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