Wednesday, December 23, 2009

吾家有女初长成

在飛機上,我跟一對父女坐同一排。
小女孩她爸,看得出約三十歲左右。小女孩,長得挺聰明可愛的,大概是小學一二年級。
空姐發食物了,小女孩兒一拿到,非常高興的打開吃,想必是餓壞了。
父親:「你謝謝阿姨沒?」
小女孩很可愛的說:「謝謝阿姨」
父親:「跟阿姨說,阿姨你真漂亮。」
小女孩這時語氣變了:「阿姨,我爸說你真漂亮。我爸每次看到美女就會這樣」
她爸爸楞了一下...
空姐聽的高興的說:「你問問爸爸是要牛肉飯還是雞蛋麵?」
小女孩依然還是那腔調:「不用啦,他看見美女就飽了。」
空姐很尷尬的說:「那就牛肉飯吧。」
然後空姐走了.......
這父女倆又說上了,可語氣完全不是父女,而是好像很好的哥兒們或是姐妹掏鬥嘴的那種,小女孩說話也好像是個小大人。
她爸爸:「我剛才是那麼說的嗎?」
小女孩:「好了啦,我還不知道你心裏在想些什麼啊!你能不能不要這樣啊,只要我媽一不在,你就開始了,你覺得你這樣好嗎?」
她爸爸臉都綠了說:「再廢話我以後再也不帶你出來!」
小女孩:「哎呀,您還是趁早不要帶我出來好了。我現在就覺得我在這裏是多餘的。像 你這種男人當初我媽願意嫁給你就該偷笑吧。人家都說女兒是爸爸上輩子的情人,我就感到奇怪了,我上輩子是不是瞎了眼不然怎麼看上你呢?」
旁邊的人全都低頭偷笑,飯也差點噴出來了!

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