Upgrading? No way.

Hotmail Plus looks like Hotmail Minus when you can't even get a link to work properly.

I clicked the link here:


And got here:

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Face dance. Okay, Facebook, sue me!

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生活如此艰难？

I had the blues because I had no shoes
Until upon the street, I met a child who had no feet





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Are you more productive with a smartphone?

No elaborate poll questions. Just one:

Do you have more time to stay disconnected?

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I saw the rain come

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I think; therefore, I am a waffle

The following are winners in a New York Magazine contest in which contestants were asked to take a well-known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? - Can you drive a French motorcycle?

EX POST FUCTO - Lost in the mail

IDIOS AMIGOS - We're wild and crazy guys!

VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered

J'Y SUIS, J'Y PESTES - I can stay for the weekend

COGITO EGGO SUM - I think; therefore, I am a waffle

RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - Honk if you're Scots

QUE SERA SERF - Life is feudal

LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI - The King is dead. No kidding.

POSH MORTEM - Death styles of the rich and famous

PRO BOZO PUBLICO - Support your local clown

MONAGE A TROIS - I am three years old

FELIX NAVIDAD - Our cat has a boat

HASTE CUISINE - Fast French food

VENI, VIDI, VICE - I came, I saw, I partied.

QUIP PRO QUO - A fast retort

ALOHA OY - Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know

MAZEL TON - Lots of luck

APRES MOE LE DELUGE - Larry and Curly get wet

PORTE-KOCHERE - Sacramental wine

ICH LIEBE RICH - I'm really crazy about having dough

FUI GENERIS - What's mine is mine

VISA LA FRANCE - Don't leave chateau without it

VENI VIDI VISA - I came, I saw, I bought

CA VA SANS DIRT - And that's not gossip

MERCI RIEN - Thanks for nothin'.

AMICUS PURIAE - Platonic friend

L'ETAT, C'EST MOO - I'm bossy around here

L'ETAT, C'EST MOE - All the world's a stooge

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Victorious

I've crossed the 50,000 distance threshold for Catapult Madness.



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Redefining power steering...

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How to file your daily report

An insurance agent, instead of making sales, spent the afternoon watching an X-rated movie. When he went back to the office, he wrote on his daily report: "Saw two people who weren't covered."

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How women have fun

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How women play poker

With ladies expected to take centre stage during the popular Ladies of Poker Event at the Asian Poker Tour to be held from November 6-14 at the Hard Rock Hotel Casino and Poker Lounger in Macau, it's time to check out how the opposite sex plays the game.



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US$600 billion "Ben-anza"?

I hate it when newspapers try to be witty and play a pun on names that fall flat on their face. This headline appeared in today's edition of The Standard (screen capture from the online version). Why can't they write something like "Fed commits US$600 billion", which is straightforward and doesn't make one cringe.

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Are you kidding me, Google?

Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean? No wonder Sino-Japanese relations are strained. There's no easy way for them to reach each other.


How this screen was captured: Go to Google Maps, get directions for "Japan" to "China" and scroll down to step 43.

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