Bet hair day

When you walk into a hair salon for the first time, which hair stylist should you choose?

Go for the one with the worst haircut. Because whoever cuts his hair is not him, so assuming they cut each other's hair, you'll at least be assured that you won't choose the one whose skill sucks.

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Win-win situation

Here's another quiz for you:

John, a lawyer, gave Richard free use of his office facilities, on Richard's agreement to pay as soon as he won his first case. However, he had no clients. After six months, John grew impatient and sued Richard. John figured he had a sure case: "If I win, the court will order him to pay. If I lose, he must pay according to the terms of the agreement (Richard agreed to pay as soon as he wins his first case). How did Richard see the suit?

With apologies to iPhone users

iPhone user to Siri: "What is the time difference between Hong Kong and Las Vegas?"
Siri: "Just a minute..."
iPhone user: "Thanks!" and proceeds to turn off the iPhone.